The light bulb went off...
Recent news articles reveal just how twisted the squirrels have become, and how bold in their plans of world conquest.
Out here in Oregon, one of the minions has risked its own life by close approach to an armed human, evidently attacking the man at that most sensitive of body locales: the nuts.
http://www.statesmanjournal.com/article/20111130/UPDATE/111129034/Man-shoots-himself-effort-dislodge-squirrel-from-his-pants
According to published reports, the squirrel was running up the man's pants towards... you know. In abject fear that the rodent would impale those most sensitive of appendages, the Benton County gentleman attempted to defend the lives of his, as yet unborn, progeny with an available low-caliber firearm, but the shot went wild and the man was, himself, injured.
Score one for the squirrels... maybe. However, this blatant attack on the future of humanity has not gone completely unnoticed. It is time for one and all to join forces and defend mankind from this nefarious species.
They're fuzzy. They're small. They're rodents. They have eyes filled with darkness. They have tiny claws infested with putrescence. They have rat-like tails, but camaflaged with spikey hairs. They are cousins to the skunk. Their little brains are bent on world domination.
